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Bitter? Party of 21% Your Table Is Ready

Right Wing News has a rundown of lefties who are spitting mad because Robert “Peter Griffin” Gibbs hurt their feelers when he complained that the perpetually bitter and indignant left was bitter and indignant that Obama had not yet delivered up the Cuba-Style worker’s paradise they had expected when they elected him.

Robert Gibbs should resign immediately. He just spit on the face of those who helped Barack Obama get elected and routinely defend him day in and day out against vicious smears from the right. Where did he come up with the term professional left? I thought we were the Cheetos-eating basement dwellers? — John Amato, Crooks and Liars

So White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, this diary is for you. How dare you suggest that my complaints about Obama have to do with drug addiction. To say this, to take a Republican right-wing meme and turn it on us, it’s sinister, and abusive….The economy is stalled precisely because of a lack of jobs, medical and health care costs, POOR medical care and medical errors, with absolutely no recourse for middle America when the corporate world makes a mistake.– FireDogLake

No, F*ck You, Robert Gibbs: You gotta bet that White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs was so goddamned pleased with himself when, in an interview with The Hill, he got his nasty on about “the professional left. “They will be satisfied when we have Canadian health care and we’ve eliminated the Pentagon. That’s not reality.” (But then he admits Gibbs is right) Canadian health care? Sure. Eliminate the Pentagon? Not so much. Cut the Pentagon maybe to a square or a triangle? Sure.) — Rude Pundit

The Obama administration is sick of libruls such as Rachel Maddow who dare CRITICIZE them, the librul political party’s presidential administration, when they fail to do important librul things. “I hear these people saying he’s like George Bush. Those people ought to be drug tested,” Robert Gibbs said. (But he is like George Bush, because he lives in the same house and has the same job and also calls himself “President.”) — Wonkette

These poor dumb progs don’t even realize they’re being played; Obama and Gibbs are just posturing for the middle. And every last one of these whining drug addicts will be dutifully shilling for Dear Reader in 2012. Bet on it.

What really grinds my gears? When idiot hippies don't shut the hell up and do what they're told.


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