Morning Briefs

Hey, Look. The Japanese have invented a machine that turns men into Democrats

No one will ever accuse Japan of not being the weirdest country on Earth.

The machine, designed by Japanese artist Hiromi Ozaki, wraps around your waist and is “fitted with a blood dispensing mechanism and lower-abdomen-stimulating electrodes” to simulate “the pain and bleeding of an average 5 day menstruation process of a human.”

Thanks, Japan, but if I want to experience feminine cramps and nausea, I’ll watch ‘The View.”

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.


One response

  1. R

    Heads up GoY. Maybe you knew this one already but it’s news to me!

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