Morning Briefs

I Just Had Another One of My Brilliant Ideas

I just had an idea that will create thousands of jobs and reduce America’s dependence on foreign oil by getting around Obama’s ban on offshore and onshore domestic oil drilling; we will have every drilling rig and every oil platform declared a mosque. Then, we can drill for oil wherever we want, and Democrats will be unable to stop us!

Blair Warner, Patron Saint of Brilliant Ideas

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