Don’t You Feel Safer Now?
Law Enforcement in Fairfax County, Virginia, have arrested two bartenders and charged them with terrorism… for entertaining patrons with fire-breathing tricks.
Jimmy’s Old Town Tavern owner Jimmy Cirrito said his bartenders have been entertaining his customers — by juggling bottles of alcohol and spitting out streams of flames using matchbooks and lighters — for more than a decade and no one’s complained. But shortly after midnight on July 24, two of his longtime employees were hauled out of the Herndon bar in handcuffs and charged with three felonies each plus other misdemeanors
“They were being treated as if they were terrorists, charged as if they intentionally tried to burn down the tavern,” Cirrito said.
Fairfax County fire investigators charged Tegee Rogers, 33, of Herndon, and Justin Fedorchak, 39, of Manassas, with manufacturing an explosive device, setting a fire capable of spreading, and burning or destroying a meeting house.
These are the same cops who are just too damn busy to check the immigration status of illegal aliens they pick up for drunk driving.