Morning Briefs

New York Liberals Are Pissy Little Thangs

Some douchebag named Foster Kamer puts an even-sillier-than-Olberman rant in the Village Voice that excellently demonstrates Jim Treacher’s “Three Liberal Arguments in Favor of the Ground Zero Victory Mosque.”

1. A mosque isn’t a mosque if it includes a pool and a basketball court.
2. Ground Zero does not extend one single inch past the lip of the crater.
3. Shut up.

Kamer hangs his argument on his outrage that there is a Burger King near Ground Zero, so why not a mosque? Maybe because the hijackers were screaming “Allahu Akbar” as they murdered three thousand people on 9-11, not “Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce special orders don’t upset us…”

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