Ground Zero Mosque Supporters Hassled by Dutch Police
Two Men on a Chicago to Amsterdam Flight have been arrested for Terrorism. Their luggage contained “a cell phone taped to a Pepto-Bismol bottle, three cell phones taped together, several watches taped together, a box cutter and three large knives.”
The Dutch Police have released the names of the suspected terrorists: Gary Anderson and Phil McNeil. They are believed to be Presbyterian Extremists linked to the Tea Party movement.
Just kidding. Their names are Ahmed Mohamed Nasser al Soofi and Hezem al Murisi. I don’t think they are with the Tea Party movement.