Morning Briefs

OK People Nothing to See Here

OK, so two Arab guys who supposedly don’t know each other fly separately to Chicago and, upon arriving in Chicago, change their flight plans and instead of flying to Washington DC fly to Amsterdam instead. In their luggage, box cutters, knives, cell phones taped to bottles of Pepto-Bismal and cell phones taped to other cell phones.

The FBI says there’s nothing weird about any of this
.

For realsies.

Nothing weird about a cellphone taped to a bottle of Pepto-Bismol? Nothing weird about watches and cellphones taped into bundles? Nothing weird about knives and box cutters? Box cutters. On an airplane.

You’re really gonna stick to that story, FBI?

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