Morning Briefs

Pick the One of These Things What Really Happened

1. A Tea Party Activist, inspired by Glenn Beck, goes into MSNBC Headquarters with a gun and a bomb, taking hostages and demanding support for his agenda.

2. An NRA Activist, inspired by Wayne La Pierre, goes into CNN Headquarters with a gun and a bomb, taking hostages and demanding support for his agenda.

3. A Mormon opposed to Gay Marriage, inspired by Sean Hannity, goes into LOGO Headquarters with a gun and a bomb, taking hostages and demanding support for his agenda.

4. An Environmental Activist, inspired by Al Gore, goes into Discovery Channel Headquarters with a gun and a bomb, taking hostages and demanding support for his agenda.

I think you know by now which one really happened.

Do you see? Do you see?

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