Morning Briefs

Are the Corporations Out to Get Bammy?

Chris “Thrill Up My Leg” Matthews thinks so.

You think business can sit on those billions and trillions of dollars for two more years after they screw Obama this time? Are they going to keep sitting on their money so they don’t invest and help the economy for two long years to get Mr. Excitement Mitt Romney elected president? Will they do that to the country?

And now, those bastard corporations are revealing the increase in cost of employee health care plans just before the elections, which is the same time enrollment happens every year, because the corporations hate Obama so much they began plotting to get him decades ago.

Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money.

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