Morning Briefs

Blowing Up the Dams Americans Won’t Blow Up

Mexican Pirate Terrorists sounds like a particularly offensive ‘Family Guy’ joke, but apparently, they had some plans. Via Patterico:

An alleged plot by a Mexican drug cartel to blow up a dam along the Texas border — and unleash billions of gallons of water into a region with millions of residents — sent American police, federal agents and local disaster officials scrambling last month to thwart such an attack, authorities confirmed Wednesday.

But remember <sarc> Comprehensive Immigration Reform will solve all of our border problems forever</sarc>.

A small price to pay for saving ten cents on a head of lettuce.

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